THE DICKS

2010-09-17T02:28:00.001+08:00

We throw our hands up in the air sometimes, saying

"Ayyyyye OH!"

baby, LET'S GO.

2009-11-27T15:29:00.001+08:00

JOANNA YOU WITCH, NBBBBBB!

2009-11-27T15:26:00.001+08:00

KITCH THE BITCH HAHA

2009-05-01T12:42:00.001+08:00

HAPPYBIRTHDAY TO LJH& CGR.:)

Amanda(:

2009-04-14T22:13:00.002+08:00

I hope that this clique will be back again...
I have had many happy memories with you guys..
And i want to make more(:

keng~

2009-04-13T13:21:00.003+08:00

Is this clique was formed to end ?

then delete this blog bah :)

2009-04-12T14:40:00.002+08:00

fuck la wat leave leave...all still friends right..

N.

AMANDA(:

2009-04-11T22:33:00.002+08:00

It may be.. me three..

Everything is falling apart already..

Salvation is desperately needed!!

2009-04-11T00:16:00.000+08:00

me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :) J

2009-04-10T19:05:00.000+08:00

Last Video before Acey and LJunhao leaves (:

Just enjoy the show (:

2009-04-08T21:52:00.000+08:00

2009-04-02T22:42:00.002+08:00

the dicks photos on zoo day out.

this is a lesson learnt not to slp in class.

sadded.

i must listen attentively in class next time hahahahahs!

*keng

2009-04-02T20:52:00.002+08:00

hi there boys and gals..
it has been awhile and no one gonna post anything?
Everytime i enter the blog..
i saw JASMINE TPL SLEEPING!
sleep like NOBODY's business...LOL
Nigger coming out from camp tmr
think going to catch up with him
jas and kitch going pri sch BBQ
JAS dun lie yr head on the pit and slp ar.. later chow ta (ah chow)

aiya dun know wat to write alr laa
AND it's bout TIME!
cya guys soon!!
Gd nite!!!

KEEGE

2009-03-31T00:30:00.001+08:00

JASMINE TPL!

2009-03-28T22:11:00.002+08:00

eh siao eh i'm back hahahaha.........2wks of military life is damn fucktup haha...booked out ytd,went home straight and ate dinner wid family..eat till fucking full cus my mums cooking really si bei eh sai la haha....after that went rp da slack wid jh all....went to zoo jus now,fun day saw many animals (*zoo of course got alot of animals la)......jh say he can knoocked down a polar bear with 3 punches haha...but he scared of cat,so u guys believe? LOL....after that went home change and den to chows hse fer swimming....booking in tml alr damn fast man haha...nvm see ur next wk...byee

2009-03-26T22:20:00.012+08:00

once upon a time in a fairytale

this lady call kitch. was so stress up.

because she just woke up from her horrible vegetable cucumber dream. she was so stress up.
and sad, because
she dreamt that she has married such a pervert old man as her husband.

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she was so afraid that is trueeeeeeeeeeeee.
but then yes, it is.
he saw this guy appearing infont of her the next day.
she was scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:(
because he look vvvvvvvvvvvvvv pevert and sicko/. never did she knew
that he turns to the frog..
the frog jump toward her and kissed her.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then the frog changeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
he become a young man, but sadly he have a dick face.

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and this guy sing to her

And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

and she was very touched....

she cry and say yes.

and so,

she saw the 10carat ring that so shiny that she couldnt really open her eyes/.

the guy brought it down for her.

and declare bankrupt just for the ring.

so...

they have only one pathetic wedding picture.

THE END!

jasmine, signed offf:))))))))))

wohooooooooooooooo.

JOANNA

2009-03-25T14:42:00.003+08:00

Keng - really good at basketball but like to act cool when playing basketball which really annoyed me when i first saw him playing basketball in school. simply don't understand why girls say see him play can melt their heart. now... he is a very sick person. likes to watch animal planet. always talk rubbish, like to imagine things which are totally impossible to happen.

Bun - he is my cousin. his mole makes him look funny. i dont have much thing to talk about him. just that he should be serious at time. he is too joker already. lastly.. he is a chessybunbao! haha

Acey - looks very decent and also a very nice person. a effing good host when you go his house. just that sometimes he will go to bed and leave us alone. "ermm.. you want to drink anything?" he will turn agi when you keep pest him to play maple. chow chee fai, a very fucked up person and want us to die together in his car.

Nigel - he got a playboy and arrogant face. a lamer, irritator. like to give people nickname, prank call, see/make people agi(very sick hor?). even though sometimes i don't like the way he talk but he is still a nice friend.

Jasmine - at first i felt she is very 'dao'! unsocial. but now better already but still not social enough. sometimes like got mood swing and suddenly very quiet. she can be very crazy at time. like to say something childish, "keege go then i go". sibei antisocial

Keege - she used to be an innocent girl, a girl who you first see her and wanna protect her. but it is different now, she is sibei guailan, confirm will talk back until you have nothing to say. always eat like there's no tomorrow, yawn like never yawn and WHEN PEOPLE TALKING, SHE ALSO WANNA JOIN IN AND TALK BACK.

Amanda - when the first time i saw her, i felt that she got an ah lian face, look quite scary and i don't really dare to talk to her. but end up, i realised she is a very nice person, sociable, open minded and good friend. she is definitely friendlier than jasmine and keege. she got a very nice figure which makes all of us jealous... envy.. hahaha!

i have no time to think. gtg. haha! bye dicks. update again when i have time to think....heehee

#keng

2009-03-25T11:50:00.008+08:00

Wat a boring weekdays for mi !
The gals from jalkjank starts schooling, most likely is dreaming now
a guy from jalkjank nid a break... and have a kit kat but dun eat too much, bad for health
Nigger in army camp... coming back soon, probably will shag like the ghost in coming soon
Chow G R don't know he is working or PRAWNING at this time...
frens getting busy and difficult to find people to play bball unlike last time...
maybe can ask 120 uncles to join the clique so can find them play bball next time Hahas
already started working on weekends but will definitely find the dicks clique after my work!
spent little time with them and the gals have to go back home early...
even sunday also the same and this will continue for the next 2 weeks or maybe longer?...
Afterall it is a freaking boring holiday for mi hahas and last but not least...

i would wish to give the Jalkjank a good blessing
first of all, hope june holiday will arrived soon so everyone can meet up
and all the best for JH on friday result...
all the best for acey for his attachment...
all the best for the gals for their 'O'...
all the best for Nigel in his army life...
All the best to u guys !
Bye.

Amanda(:

2009-03-22T22:46:00.005+08:00

Today's real fun.. hahahhs(:
Kee Ge let's fall like there's no tml next time too kays...
And Mei hui is so cute...

2009-03-22T22:04:00.009+08:00

keng: i miss keege. keege faster come downnn.:(

keng:yes!, finally keege reach. happpy*:DDDDDDDDDDD

keege:bye jasmine.

yesterday:

donuts from keng heo.

eating happily............

............ dick face.

keege eating away.... the donuts.

keng saw me.

keng: dont take dont take!!!!!!!!

keng: you f&*^%$@@ take what take!. killed you horh.

this is jasmine the reporter.

singed off!:)

Take a break and have a Kit Kat !

2009-03-22T17:09:00.002+08:00

LJunhao here. Sorry dudes, i'm announcing LJunhao is going to have a break. So continue to meet up with the other dicks. Maybe i need a month rest ? Or maybe 3 months rest ? Alright, last post before i go.

What drinks/foods will make you think of each others ?

Keege - Season's Ice Lemon Tea
Jasmine - Jasmine's Green Tea
KengHeo - Mineral Water
Joanna - Chicken Wing
Nigel - Coke/Baur Chor Mee
Acey - Duck rice
Amanda - Eclipse
LJunhao - Fruit Tree Orange/ Double CheeseBurger

Goodbye DICKS !

JOANNA

2009-03-21T14:39:00.002+08:00

the weather is a killer....
staying at home whole day is effing boring.

Rot Rotting Rotted

2009-03-21T14:23:00.000+08:00

LJunhao is rotting alrd !

2009-03-21T01:45:00.003+08:00

heyyyyy Kitch hereeee! :D
Keng and me was thinking of having a picnic for The Dicks!
haha, this picnic will most probably take place on 11th of april, saturday.
hows that sound? all dicks, reply to this post ok??
MUST REPLY! (: a colourful THANKYOUVERYMUCH to all dicks! Night :D

Keng here ~~

2009-03-21T00:27:00.002+08:00

Hi there!!
Watching "coming soon" with kitch today... quite scary... maybe? lol
The ghost is like very ugly
gouge ppl eyes...
scare ppl at theatre lol
No ppl sat beside kitch and starting to feel paranoid about it haha
After finish watching...
take a breeza walk at the beach
tok about memories of the past
Glittering stars above shone brightly... BUT kitch say is SATELITE..
See ppl fishing, bbq-ing and ppl sleeping in the tent like 4BIA lol
Sending kitch home after tat and she still msg mi to watch ghost movie on channel U (When l'm walking home)... :( LOL
It is a really a fun day for mi seriously but not tml..haiz
start working tml alr...sianz
Hope can see the rest of the dickies soon!! GD NITEZ

2009-03-19T04:28:00.004+08:00

LJunhao here.

i am fucking sian at fucking acey's house. They all left me bored to death. So i am fucking here to fucking post a fucking boring post on this fucking blog on this fucking night. Pardon me for the fuckings. I am seriously fucking bored.

Which Songs will remind of you of one and other ?

Falling out - JasmineTanPeiLin
Sha Gua - JoannaChewMeiXian
Krazy - NigelGohWeiKang
Seventeen forever - AceyChowGuangRong
Money Honey - AmandaYeeSuHui
Viva La Vida - TanKengHeo
Zhuan Ji - LJunhao
Due to Keege is a copycat, so she don't have a song that will make us remind of her. HAHA

And we should all take a break.

2009-03-19T01:53:00.002+08:00

the couple in dick's clique
the drunk asses

don't be shy to my CAMERA

Amanda is dead

Representing the DICKS to upload some photos.

2009-03-17T16:00:00.003+08:00

LJunhao here.

Dempsy tonight, and i got faked by Amanda that ass just now. She alrd reached singapore just now. Not today's midnight ! Alright, everyone is back except for Nigel. Counting days for him to be back. ENJOY DEMPSY TONIGHT ! WOOHOO !

2009-03-17T04:31:00.004+08:00

yawn~ tired mannn hahaha.
going to sleep soon i guess, after updating here!!
clique is busy to even update i think.
oh yeah.. tmr going dempsy with clique! after so long, finally a reunion.
Bunny &Joanna will be going to airport to fetch Amanda tmr.
then when lamer is back, we going to zoooooo! i want to see the animals~ :D

nth to say alrdy~ goodnight ppl! bye:)

K-i-t-c-h-h-h-h-h-hY

KEEGE

2009-03-16T03:10:00.002+08:00

whoooo~ no more workkkkk!
hahaha! everybody relaxed, got pay :D
no more emoing for Jas& Acey.
counting down 2days before Amanda is back,
&counting down 11days before Nigel book out~ night!

2009-03-14T00:17:00.002+08:00

hey all.
jasmine the emo-licious is here once again to prevent
the dicks to be rot!
okay.,
second day of emo-licious is not good for me &acey.
we both are emo kids. we didnt really enjoy our live because the dicks
all busyy!.
saddening us.
so i msging all dicks to prevent myself to be rot too!
ahhahahas. -.-
i dont know what i talking now.
i going crazyy.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!.
all dicks faster come back okay!

:(

2009-03-12T04:03:00.003+08:00

Everybody's writhing bout NIGEL... i guess i'll contribute one too...

Nigel you probably don't rmb... but we have went out a few times with JH and guys b4 the clique started (b4 KG, Jas, joanna, chow, ken showed up)... At first i thought you didn't liked me.. cause you last time don't talk to me.. I thought that, that time you were very dao but looking back i can't say much because i have the same behavior towards you (cause i shy, hard to believe but its true. I think its difficult to start up a conversation with someone i don't realy know) I asked JH and jonathan izzit that you don't like me but they said no... They say you don't talk much to girls you don't know.. However, i find it hard to believe cause you got playboy de seh.. then like cool cool de... hahahhs... (:

Now... know you a little liao, i think you damn interesting and very STEADY.. A very fun friend to have... and funny, when your joke don't make ppl feel cold... Its realy great that this clique existed(: Everyone's real great...

AMANDA(:

2009-03-12T00:39:00.003+08:00

hey this is chowchinchow speaking(gay contents expected),
Ive known nigel for a least 14 years, its indeed a very long time, but in between
there is a few years gap, its lucky that basketball brought us back tgt and i believe our relationship would last forever. during this 2 week, it will be very painful for me, but for u i will endure, i will try to dig out our K1 class photos and reminisce about the times we had tgt, see nigel's dickhead and my pussy face. i will miss u, i think im gonna cry........* sniffs*

*changes to chowcheefai*

hey niggerl!!!!! ning nang nine!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA
come out of army alr im gonna give u a ride to hell and make u shit in your pants,im gonna learn how to steer the wheels with my mouth.
You will always be my dawg, you know what im saying???
P.s: ifpossible help me smuggle out some grenade(:

*back to normal*
Hey pls do takecare in the army, its the process where boys turn to men, ah gua becomes macho guys and pussys becomes eh...............? dicks? yeah big strong dicks that are able to STAND and march for long period of time. im sure you would learn lots of useful stuffs in there like blanket party, how to bootlick your sir and etc.hope u have a great time in army see you in 2 weeks time dude.

2009-03-11T23:28:00.002+08:00

This is LJunhao speaking. I will make a short post lah. if not later all say i very naggy. First thing, i want to make this clear. My ankle is sprained, but my bones are still here okay JASMINE! NigelGohWeiKang, 8 years friendship and it's still going down. I'll be waiting for you here my dear. ii iish lurbex euu derrh worrs ~We will remember all the fun, laughter, sad, childish and everything we had at future. We ROCKS !

KEEGE

2009-03-11T22:32:00.005+08:00

yeah.. im back here haha :D
wah everybody writing about Nigel uh, count me in lol.
hmm, Wu Wei Kang uh.. lets take it back to the last three months.
first impression of him, not social, cool, fierce. overall, not a very good impression.
but as the days passed, he showed his true colours ha!
He is a very childish 19year old, like to prank ppl..
He is a psycho as he will be overjoyed to see others du lan faces.
Always gaying with Bunny like nobody's business.
Always like to bo gang logo to act one gangster.
Likes to drink coke like theres no tmr, saying "coke is good for health. It also cleans your teeth"
He is a lamer, likes to crack very lame jokes to make us feel real damn cold, but it brought laughter and happiness. which.. brings him down to a good friend! ha!
Clique will be waiting for you to come out & we will go have loads of fun.
we sure rub your botak head when you book out, come whack us ;D
Keege will also try to work on her xia lan-ness to take over the lamer no.1 position.
hah! Nigel Goh Wei Kang the xialan, buey sai, gei kiang, lamer, takecare inside army!
loll, okay thats all i have to say, bye ;)

2009-03-11T21:15:00.007+08:00

BOTAK BOY

the uncle. hahaha

unhappy and sad without his lovely hair. hah

but overall he think he looks handsome la. so he very happy already.

he think he very cute in this way.

joanna, smoking with her nose. lol.

this photo is nice and funny.

keege healthy lifestyle!:0

okay today THEDICKS went to see nigelgohwk to cut his head!.

i mean cut hair. hahhahaha. amanda left first because she need to

rush home cause she is need to reach airport at 5. come back in one piece amandaa!

okay, so nigel looks like some shaolin kungfu person. HAHHAHAHA./

proceed to bunhao hse to take things and go future to see them play bball.

blah blah , bunhao sprain his leg.tsktsktsk. bone all cracked.

he left with no bones. all burgers eat it. so he left with cheese!. hahas.

so you cant see him anymore.

only can see him in the marketplace where alot of cheese is place.

go buy and eat him! hahahah.

-.-

okay now is emo time.

since everyone write one emo post. heh

okay know nigel last yr dec.

slowly know him, he is really a lamer. lame till almost everyday he needs

go to the hospital almost everyday. so pathetic. tsktsk hhahhaha!

he is very childish.

he is very guailan.

he like to bluff ppl. (oh i now otw.) actually still at home. lol

he like to prank ppl.

okay so this dick is going in tmr,

no lamer already, bunhao left with no one to gay with.

okay reply your tag:

whao sad leh (cute) uh you say me. sad.

vege good for health ma. good for skin. i already very strong.

hahahs!!!.

you takecare too inside that prison. hhahaa.

this dick clique meet up almost everyday.

which we shared fun, laughter, and sadness.

we love to be childish.

we eat,drink,talk,shout, laugh like there is no tmr.

we get crazy in ahchow car,

we kept listen and replay the same song over and over again.HAHA! crush, i'm yours.

okay, my life tmr will be black and white with no colours:(

no rainbowwww.

jasminesignofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

2009-03-11T20:01:00.003+08:00

Nigel Goh Wei Kang...Having known this guy since when i was about pri 6 or sec 1? First time meeting this guy was at Future basketball court... which i don't really remember.. but 1 thing for sure i will remember... He is Alex's brother... hahas.. i was trying to lame... lolz
I know when he see this, he sure will say " Keng! dun act haha(S) and lol(Z)... " This guy is going army tommorrow and this is my first time posting something on a blog... and i think this sentence doesn't has any link in it... lolz.. forgive me for the (z) niggo... Life before his army with him is like dun care, slack, watch horror movie but NO MORE CARRIE WHITE!, talk cock, overnight at acey house, eat lunch at mall, when someone say something aggi , we will look at each other face then smile, slack with clique at future, play basketball and uses the tricks when "o pay som" black white black white black black white... and usually get into the same team... hahas... pardon me again...
When we stay at night either at chow's house or his house to watch soccer or movies... i will be the first one to down... then they will very de du lan but no matter how hard i try to down, i still lose someone, who only takes 5 secs to down... haha... one crap thing about him is he likes to prank... call to my house and say my bro name... sometimes will kana fake by him laa...nb... he prank mi i prank acey and in the end lei... we joined hand tgt to prank other ppl... haha... Think all these F**king childish things have to come to an end... but really will miss this guy when he is not around... cannot call him and kup my his phone anymore... haiz...du lan... i know (z) again...really miss his centre parting when i first met him and my big slipper... dun want to write already liao laa... lol... AGGI AR! DUN CHILDISH LEI!DIAM SIO! hahas... ALL the best nigel... god will blessed you! BYE BYE!

JOANNA

2009-03-11T18:39:00.002+08:00

FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS, IT WILL BE VERY BORING.

WORK ONE GO WORK,
ARMY ONE GO ARMY,
OVERSEA ONE GO OVERSEA,
ALONE ONE GO LONEY~ HEEHEE!

2009-03-11T15:57:00.003+08:00

LOLs... Good work jas(: The blog's real nice(:
BYE ALL DICKS!! MISS ME HORHS!!
i'll try to get presents..

AMANDA(:

2009-03-11T09:43:00.002+08:00

FUCKING NB CB SIAN TML GOING ARMY...
EH ALL REMEMBER TO MISS ME...
REMEMBER TO MSG ME...
REMEMBER TO UPDATE ME ON LIFE IN THIS CIVILISED WORLD HAHA...
REMEMBER NOT TO RUB MY FUCKING HEAD WHEN I COME OUT,I SURE WACK...
REMEMBER TO HELP MY PET MEE MEE BATH,BRUSH AND FEED...
REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE...

JUNHAO MII IISH LURBXS EUU DERHXS WORHXS...TAKE CARE MY LOVE:)
KENG PLS DUN SLACK,FASTER LIM PEI WAIT TILL DU LAN ALRDY HAHA..
CHOW CHEE FAI MY K1 FRIEND TILL NOW TAKE CARE OSO..U OWE ME 1 GOODIE BAG IN K1 BTW...
KEEGE TH XIA LAN GIRL,RMB TO KEEP UP AND WORK ON UR XIA LAN-NESS TAKE CARE..
JASMINE TH CUTE SMALL GIRL DUN EAT TOO MUCH VEGE LA..MEAT GIVES U MORE STRENGTH HAHA TAKE CARE..
JOANNA PLS U TOO KP ALRDY,LOWER DOWN UR VOLUME PLS HAHAHA...
AMANDA DUN SMOKE TOO MUCH NOT GOOD FER UR HEALTH LA,REMEMBER TO BUY MY BAG HAHA...
DERRICK REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OSO WILL CALL U WHEN I COME OUT..

-NIGEL AKA LAMER AKA LIMPEI AKA EDWARD AKA SI BEI BUEY SAI XIA LAN KIA AKA COKE BOY AKA GOING TO BECOME BOTAK BOY HERE:)

JOANNA

2009-03-10T22:12:00.001+08:00

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YEAH BOTAK HEAD TOMORROW! lol

2009-03-10T20:38:00.003+08:00

This is LJunhao. Favourite quotes from us.

Acey - er you all want eat anything? i go sleep first, leaving then send me a msg.
Amanda - fuck you hor
Jasmine - Jin Cai
Keege - Huh ?
Keng - *looks at the watch* It's bout time
Nigel - who childish ?
LJunhao - Fuck the shit out of you people
Joanna - Diam la

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Down the road, there's still more to go. Loving Dick Clique !

Nigel is going army on 12 march, Amanda is leaving to China the CHEENA BABI country on 11 march. Keege, Keng, LJunhao and Joanna working on 12 march to 15 march. Jasmine and Acey will be bored till death ! MUAHAHAH !

2009-03-10T18:36:00.003+08:00

whooooo~! WE ARE THE DICKS! \m/
Keege was here (:

2009-03-10T18:27:00.001+08:00

hey all. JAS here.:)